Apr 23, 2021 · A young lady, new to golf, was taking her first set of lessons from the local instructor. After a few swings resulting in a duff and the ball rolling a few yards the instructor …

Dec 15, 2020 · The sailor finally made it on the green and lined up his putt. The ball was heading straight and true when a gopher popped out of a hole and stole the ball. The priest was …

I’m a caddie so I spend a lot of time with new groups and hearing different jokes. Certain jokes are more appropriate for certain audiences. My favorite one is when I’ve got a good group of guys …

Feb 1, 2013 · Dirty golf joke I just came across. :) A golfer was on vacation in Ireland and while playing he made a hole-in-one. With that a leprechaun jumps out from the trees and says, “I …

George had been playing golf for more than twenty years and, to tell the truth, he was addicted to it. He was so intent on getting in his weekly eighteen holes that he would be seriously upset if …

Mar 22, 2014 · Christian understanding states that Jesus' dad is God. Often times, God is portrayed as an old man. God, believed to be all-powerful, causes the golf ball to immaculately …

With the new season rapidly approaching (for those of us with actual winters), I’m curious what everyone’s favorite one-liners are on the course?

May 31, 2017 · Finally satisfied that he needs only the one golf ball, the friend asks, "Hey, where did you get a golf ball like that, anyway?" The other guy replies, "I found it."

Oct 11, 2022 · A man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I took the Lord's name in vain while golfing." : r/Jokes Go to Jokes r/Jokes r/Jokes

Jesus and Moses are golfing in heaven. Moses goes first, hits a decent shot that lands close to the green. Jesus steps up and hits the ball, which bounces off a tree, skims over lily pads …